Est. very recently

Daft Goods

Ridiculous things, sold with a perfectly straight face.

Come in Meet Daft
Free UK delivery over £15 14 days to change your mind Tested by Daft, mostly Real delivery times, not hopeful ones Secure checkout Ridiculous on purpose

The headliners

One star per shelf. All of them unhinged.

A terrier in black tactical dog goggles on a pink pouffe
Daft Pets

Tactical dog goggles

UV-proof, wind-proof, dignity-proof.

£19.99
Hands holding a sparkling articulated gem dragon
Daft Kids

3D-printed gem dragon

It wiggles. It sparkles. It does not breathe fire. We checked.

Coming soon
A tiny cricket prank box hidden on an office desk while a colleague looks for the noise
Daft Gifts

Hidden cricket prank

Hide it. Walk away. Never speak of it again.

£7.99

Shop by range

Three aisles. Choose your nonsense.

On the shelves

Flying off them, frankly.

A French bulldog in goggles, harness and rain boots holding a rubber chicken

Bundle of the month

The Mission Kit

Goggles, harness, boots and a chicken that screams. Everything a very good boy needs for a classified operation in the park.

  • Tactical dog goggles £19.99
  • Tactical dog harness £24.99
  • Dog rain boots £14.99
  • Screaming chicken £8.99
Kit out your dog

Gift finder

Who's it for?

Daft wearing dog goggles and holding a rubber chicken, with a sausage dog at his feet

Tested by Daft

He tries everything first. He has never once smiled about it.

Everything on these shelves has been tested by Daft, usually on himself and occasionally on the dog. If it doesn't make somebody laugh, it doesn't go on sale.

  • Honest delivery times. Most UK orders land in 4 to 8 working days, free over £15.
  • 14 days to change your mind. Faulty? We cover the return postage.
  • A human answers the emails. Daft can't type. He has tried.
Meet Daft

Questions

Things people ask Daft. He shrugs.

How long does delivery take?

Most UK orders arrive in 4 to 8 working days. Delivery is free over £15, otherwise £3.99. Full details are on the Delivery page.

Do you deliver outside the UK?

Not yet. International delivery is coming soon, once the customs paperwork is sorted, so nobody gets a surprise bill on their doorstep.

Can I send something back?

Yes. You have 14 days to change your mind, and if anything arrives faulty we cover the return postage. See Returns.

Who is Daft?

The shopkeeper. He doesn't talk, he tests everything, and he is almost certainly behind you. More on the About Daft page.